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"I want to perform an unnatural act."

- Lenny Bruce

"I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me."

- Bill Hicks

"I don’t like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity.’” Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, “We’re the So-and-Sos,” take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it’s unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. But don’t participate; it will be your death. And if they tell you you’re not a team player, congratulate them on being observant."

-George Carlin

"The more I see, the less I know for sure."

- John Lennon

Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine - Catherine DeVore So this is the first book I read in 2013. Is that an omen of what the next year will bring for me? Should I be psyched or terrified?Here's the's a hilarious, bizarre, messed up book. I still don't know how to rate it. It's funny and cringe-inducing and so so so freaking weird. Dude. I might rate it high because of the amount of cheek in this. But then again, it's friggin' Lincoln erotica. is what it is. And it's INSANE.Original review below.__________________________________________________________What the ever loving fuck is this?!UPDATE:After reading a couple of truly awesome reviews of this book, I have concluded that I MUST READ THIS.