This is neither here nor there, but I'm reading about people siphoning gas and I'm reminded of how my parents, when they were teens, siphoned gas from a church parking lot, because, and I'm quoting them both, "Fuck 'em!"
They also liked to dine and dash, get high, and once, during the gas shortage of the 70s, bought a fuckload of donuts and coffee and went up and down the lines of parked cars selling them to get money for bellbottoms or coke or Led Zeppelin albums or whatever.